After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work? After the operation, he goes to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this." "What happened? " Wilson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising.He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing, and he offers to make a television ad for Wilson's Nails.
Flirting is a basic instinct, part of human nature." A Bible group study leader says to his group, “What would you do if you knew you only had four weeks left before the great Judgment Day?” A gentleman says, ”I would go out into my community and minister the Gospel to those that have not yet accepted the Lord into their lives.” “Very good! One lady speaks up and says enthusiastically, “I would dedicate all of my remaining time to serving God, my family, my church, and my fellow man with a greater conviction.” “That's wonderful! One gentleman in the back finally speaks up loudly and says, “I would go to my mother-in-laws house for the four weeks.” The group leader asks, “Why your mother-in-law’s home?” “Because that will make it the longest four weeks of my life!” Three religious leaders (a rabbi, a priest, and a minister) were all discussing how they divide up tithing income between themselves and God.Next day Pedro walks past the priest again with the same question, "Pedro, what do you have in your hand and where are you going? God shrugs, “I didn’t recognize you.” A woman starts dating a doctor. One day, he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you.